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News in Odd Things on 05/17/2013
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New posts I said no' to a million-pound Tech City empire 0 TheRegister Odds and Sods RSS | Source 2 05/17/2013 at 12:26:06

Handed on a plate, thrown back in your face

Something for the Weekend, Sir? I have been propositioned in a toilet by a 72-year-old man. He wants me to move in with him and do the business.…

New posts 'Not only is James Bond fictional, he's not a fair representation of intelligence' 0 TheRegister Odds and Sods RSS | Source 3 05/03/2013 at 08:34:03

Plus: 'Smart meters are crap computers in a crap box'

QuoTW This was the week when a technology consultant tried to give people the FEAR by hacking Google Glass and suggesting that nefarious villains could use the tech specs to see and hear everything users do.…

New posts Peeping Tom suspects cuffed after 'falling through women's toilet ceiling' 0 TheRegister Odds and Sods RSS | Source 3 05/03/2013 at 05:04:12

Boys in Blue brought after bang heard from the bogs

Two suspected peeping Toms earned themselves a cuffing last weekend after apparently crashing through the ceiling of the women's toilet in a Georgia cinema, having failed to correctly assess the structure's load-bearing capacity.…

New posts 'He's F**KED with the wrong nerd ... I warned I'd go public' 0 TheRegister Odds and Sods RSS | Source 6 04/19/2013 at 10:39:09

Plus: 'You have to be a complete Facebook junkee to use Home'

Quotw This was the week when head hypocrite honcho at Google Eric Schmidt gave the world his two cents on the privacy concerns surrounding unauthorised photos taken of people and their homes. The photos taken by civilian drones of course, not those taken from cars with "Street View" emblazoned on them.…

New posts Why I'm hiring the BRAINS and BALLS of CONSERVATIVE 2.0 0 TheRegister Odds and Sods RSS | Source 2 04/05/2013 at 14:29:21

Welcome, visionary Rahul Sativa

¡Bong! "Our educational policy must enable everyone who receives an education to develop morally, intellectually and physically and become a worker with both socialist consciousness and culture." - Mao Tse Tung, On the Correct Handling of Contradictions Among the People (1959)

New posts 'To employers, Jobs would just seem like a jerk in bad clothing' 0 TheRegister Odds and Sods RSS | Source 6 04/05/2013 at 10:00:10

Plus: 'Folks who want porn can buy an Android phone'

QuotW This was the week when Tim Cook issued an apology to every Apple-adoring fanboi in China about how lousy the firm's customer service and warranty policies in the country were.…

New posts Norkoshop: How Pyongyang well and truly forked Adobe 0 TheRegister Odds and Sods RSS | Source 5 04/05/2013 at 09:19:07

El Reg exclusively reveals Kim Jong-Un's photo propaganda tool

The recent news that North Korea had been caught red-handed indulging in some not-so-light hovercraft cloning, led our beloved Reg commenters to ponder just what software Pyongyang uses to big up its military capabilities.…

New posts Dongle smut Twitstorm claims second scalp 0 TheRegister Odds and Sods RSS | Source 5 03/22/2013 at 23:45:09

Possible blokey jokey sees cross woman in pink slip

Life can imitate a Charlie Brooker drama, after all.…

New posts Goblinproofing One's Chicken Coop hailed oddest book title 0 TheRegister Odds and Sods RSS | Source 3 03/22/2013 at 14:27:09

Anti-fairy guide wins prestigious literary award

The splendidly titled Goblinproofing One's Chicken Coop has won The Bookseller's Diagram Prize for Oddest Book Title of the Year.…

New posts Victoria and Albert museum in narrow escape from Napalm Death 0 TheRegister Odds and Sods RSS | Source 4 03/22/2013 at 06:03:10

Fragile London landmark dodges Brummie sonic weapon

London's Victoria and Albert Museum has canned a planned performance tonight by Napalm Death, amid fears the Brummie grindcore outfit might literally bring the house down.…